I really like iOS development. Ideally, I’d like to have a full time job developing games for iOS. But really, I just want more experience doing iOS development. I want to get better, find a mentor or a coding buddy. With that in mind, I recently started applying and interviewing for junior level positions. I [...]
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A brief and somewhat boring story about my less than honorable motivations to beat the competition on the App Store.
It’s like Rebecca Black is Noah and the car is the Ark and she is loading it up with every kind of teen angst, two by two. The deluge of awful teen music, pouring into our ears, that is crooned through the nose and autotuned is analogous to the flood. Two awkward looking girls with moles. [...]
I help coach my daughter’s athletic team. My wife and I had the following conversation regarding team pictures. her: Team pictures are tomorrow at 6:00pm. me: Right. her: Have you and the other coaches coordinated on what you will be wearing? me: Nope. We’re dudes, we don’t do that. her: <Scowl and eye [...]
I was just reviewing my google analytics and was amused that someone found this site by googling for “mexican women wearing panties”. I wish that was an oxymoron. You haven’t hit the big time until somebody finds your site after googling for panties. Challenege: Find this website by googling for “burrito ipad”!
If you are not familiar with this story, Google it or search YouTube. It’s one those things that has turned into a very entertaining Internet inside joke. Either you get the joke or it’s just another cool YouTube fight video. Either way, there is some entertainment to be had. This video has given me more [...]
On Christmas Eve, I turned on the garbage disposal with my hand it. It was stupid, I know. It was late, it had been a long day, and I just wanted to get everything ready for Christmas Day and go to bed. I was trying to clear something from the disposal while the water was [...]
So much for taking a three year old to see The Nutcracker. Should have left at half time.
One of the guys from the NerdTown team gave a redeem code to his brother for Baby Activity Logger. His brother has no kids, but a few days later reported that he was using the application. Apparently he is using it to track his own bowel movements. That got us thinking. We are debating on doing a [...]
My daughters have been watching the animated version of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. They don’t have the words just right yet, so they call it The Corn Works. Bwhahahahahaa!!