It’s like Rebecca Black is Noah and the car is the Ark and she is loading it up with every kind of teen angst, two by two. The deluge of awful teen music, pouring into our ears, that is crooned through the nose and autotuned is analogous to the flood.
Two awkward looking girls with moles. Check.
Two boys with Justin Bieber haircuts. Check.
Two awkward looking girls with braces. Check.
This is my favorite assessment of the video.